Stay at home He said with a gleam in his eye.
Umm... no, one of us needs to be responsible. Besides it's
going to take days to get the arse back into working order after all those
bloody antibiotics. It's going to need to be stretched back very gently...
Oh stay He cajoled, we can loaf around together...
And you know He almost had one until this bit...
We can shove the 2.0 in and help warm you up for the main
event.
It was there that the little pantomime involving both hands
being expanded internally began...
Gentle...
there's another word that doesn't mean what He thinks it means L
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G is for Gaaaack!
Maybe he needs a dictionary for Christmas?
@ancilla_ksst It was the mayo wasn't it :/
@Kitty Oh hell no... think of some of the words in there and what could be done
It was the combination. I'll eat mayo on a bacon sandwich. But with roast beef and tomato sauce?
Maybe it tastes better than it sounds?
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