Saturday, July 28, 2012

Rock-a-bye baby

I can't sleep He said, stumbling out of the bedroom for the second time.
Uh huh one replied over a mouthful of spaghetti carbonara. Well it's very hard to empathise over a creamy, cheesy sauce... really it is.
If I put on some crap TV will you come and watch it with me He asked
Um... looking longingly at the last mouthfuls of sauce and ignoring the folding and dishes sitting there waiting... OK. Just put something bad (read a show not followed by one small slave) on and one will grab a quick shower. So off one trotted in the pursuit of cleanliness...

Later curled up on the bed, slightly stupefied in a saturated fat and carbohydrate glow, as the show finished one heard Him say make me cum. Looking at Him one didn't comply with the request immediately. In fact as one pointed out it was a little hard to tell if it was a request or a command.
That's because you are a bad slave He replied
Ignoring the insult one started to turn off the screen and the router and the amplifier... it's never a simple matter of a remote around here. It was as one was reaching to put the last controller in the box... it's the only way to keep the little critters corralled together... that He attacked one with that paddle.

Don't you be nasty, otherwise one will write mean things about you in the blog.
OK for the record threatening Him might not have been the best move in hindsight. Threatening Him while he was armed might have been mildly suicidal...
Let's just say for the record He got to cum and one small slave got to do the dishes
He is a mean man L

8 comments:

lil said...

"hindsight" hehe.

Seriously though, what is with their sense of timing?

slartibartfast85 said...

Hmm...you know what would loosen that back up? We haven't seen the equine speculum make its debut yet. Just a thought...

ara said...

I really loved reading this one!!...
thank you

Master's piece said...

@slartibartfast85 Your dedication to tossing one small slave under the speculum is... impressive ;) Seriously though we will be on holidays in three weeks so no doubt you will get your wish.

slartibartfast85 said...

Hooray!!! Holidays are the times to spread joy...and cheeks.

ancilla_ksst said...

Did you notice me not doing any bus tossing this time?
I'm being nice.
Actually, it's only because I've had too much to do lately and this has been my first chance to catch up on reading.

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst You know one is hesitant to give you the good girl pats you probably deserve... past behaviour counts :P

ancilla_ksst said...

I suppose you are counting future bad behavior as well...hmm, time to get some thoughts going. LOL