Wednesday, July 4, 2012

On the road again and again

Six (sort of) local shopping centres...
Six EBs...
At some stage in here one small slave muttered that while unlikely to ever get the good slave award one should at least be in the running for the good girlfriend award...
He turned around and said you already have it... it's called a collar
Three Big Ws...
Three Targets...
Two Mr Toy Worlds...
One Toys R Us...
Later...
We are still missing one (1) figurine...

It was while doing the weekly grocery shop, at one of the more salubrious shopping centres, that one small slave discovered something interesting...
Their shopping trolleys have cup holders for your coffee and extra holders in the cart for baguettes and flowers...
Mind you at the price of their flowers you wouldn't want them rolling around with your shopping.

And one remains unconvinced by His argument that the collar is a reward at all... in fact one suspects it is the very opposite...

4 comments:

T said...

Just wondering which one is missing after what I'm guessing was a horribly long voyage. I'll nominate you for the award.

Mrs. Soft Bottom said...

You definitely deserve an award of some sort for all those stops!

Fondles said...

i love the way you write. it cracks me up. :)

Master's piece said...

Boomer was the miscreant... he's coming from England.