A certain type of logic

Piercings are one of those things, rather like dermal implants and tattoos, that you either find attractive or you don't. Personally one has always hankered after a belly button and nipple piercings.  The former was always a difficult proposition due the fact that there was nowhere to put it because of the shape of the belly button. Now that changed after the hysterectomy oddly enough...

When the post op swealing went down a convenient little fold of skin suddenly appeared on the navel. It sort of dropped. Not much... probably less than a quarter of an inch... just enough to have something to pierce.  Of course now the problem is the up to six months (and sometimes longer) healing process and the gym. Still tossing it up... wibble, wobble, flip, flop

His response to the nipples being pierced was an outright no. To quote Him "I don't want a mouthful of metal". Understandable you are thinking...

Then why whenever we go pass a good piercing place does He usually suggest we should think about a clit piercing? The man likes oral sex.

How is that mouthful of metal any different?

He just likes to see the look of confusion on one's face doesn't He L