Now it would have been fine if one had stopped at the
finding, but you know what they say about curiosity and the cat. Well of course
one just had to peek inside. Only to find a large quantity of wooden pegs nestled
in the bag. Sighs really one should know better...
As one was cooking Him breakfast, what we euphemistically
call his getting up for work at 10pm meal, he turns around and says, oh I
bought you a present.
Yes found that... umm... at the risk of sounding not very
grateful, one suspects that present is another word that doesn't mean what you
think it means. People usually look forward to presents.
Well I'm looking forward to them He replied
And of course He is the only one that has to L
7 comments:
It is really amazing to me how long you guys have been together when you consider that you both have such a different understanding of the English language.
Hmmm... guess you can't explain love, can you? :)
Well they say love fixes everything... it doesn't for the record, but great sex can go a long way to smooth these little glitches :D
^ I like that!
Good sex - yes, that is a hell of a bandaid. I concur. :)
Oooo, as a fan of wooden clothespins (or pegs, heh) that would have been a nice present!
But I know everyone is different and I'm sorry you don't like them. :(
At least he'll get to have fun with them!
at least HE got the pegs.
in this house, I dug them out of retirement and presented them to BIKSS.
sucker for pain. seriously. *shakes head*
@Fondles You weren't even voluntold to get them? Shakes head in disbelief at some people's enthusiasm for the horrid little things
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