Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Surprise!

Coming home from work one turned on the oven, stripped off and started to haul on gym gear. Of course that was the more linear version of what happened. In reality there was a lot more back and forthing to get the lamb out of the fridge, dump work bags, find the gym top that one had put down somehow... nowhere near the rest of the kit... and things of that ilk. It was in this mooching around that one found a plastic bag.

Now it would have been fine if one had stopped at the finding, but you know what they say about curiosity and the cat. Well of course one just had to peek inside. Only to find a large quantity of wooden pegs nestled in the bag. Sighs really one should know better...

As one was cooking Him breakfast, what we euphemistically call his getting up for work at 10pm meal, he turns around and says, oh I bought you a present.
Yes found that... umm... at the risk of sounding not very grateful, one suspects that present is another word that doesn't mean what you think it means. People usually look forward to presents.
Well I'm looking forward to them He replied
And of course He is the only one that has to L

7 comments:

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

It is really amazing to me how long you guys have been together when you consider that you both have such a different understanding of the English language.

Hmmm... guess you can't explain love, can you? :)

Master's piece said...

Well they say love fixes everything... it doesn't for the record, but great sex can go a long way to smooth these little glitches :D

ancilla_ksst said...

^ I like that!

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

Good sex - yes, that is a hell of a bandaid. I concur. :)

JustAnotherSub said...

Oooo, as a fan of wooden clothespins (or pegs, heh) that would have been a nice present!

But I know everyone is different and I'm sorry you don't like them. :(

At least he'll get to have fun with them!

Fondles said...

at least HE got the pegs.

in this house, I dug them out of retirement and presented them to BIKSS.

sucker for pain. seriously. *shakes head*

Master's piece said...

@Fondles You weren't even voluntold to get them? Shakes head in disbelief at some people's enthusiasm for the horrid little things