Now for us this means that, rather like the ex and one small
(and at the time not a) slave used to have to de-dyke the house before certain
guests arrived, the flat has to be toned down a smidge. That is to say one has
to trot around and at least gather up all the assorted sex toys that seem to
converge on flat surfaces. Sometime it is things waiting to be photographed,
returned to homes after being cleaned and in some cases things that on the "to
do" list... 'cos once they've been put in storage it can be years before
they see the light of day. So one
laundry basket of toys later... honestly they breed the minute your back is
turned... and after covering up the whack rack we were ready.
It was at this moment that Satan's little helper...
otherwise known as the postie... turned up with a large box. Apparently it was
our anniversary present... and again this proves that word doesn't mean what He
thinks it does because nestled in amongst an assortment of things was this...
Yeah for the record one wants to state that their description lies. There is no
thud. There is only pain... the bad stinging kind. And it leaves marks... OK it
was only colouration, but a mark is a mark. In fact one thinks that He ordered the wrong one by mistake.
Now admittedly it would be hard to take anyone who fronted up wielding one of these very seriously, but yanno it would be a kinder, gentler option. Besides it doesn't need a practise dummy to learn on. Though one did offer Winston's services to that end...
Now admittedly it would be hard to take anyone who fronted up wielding one of these very seriously, but yanno it would be a kinder, gentler option. Besides it doesn't need a practise dummy to learn on. Though one did offer Winston's services to that end...
He said no! In fact He expressed shock that one would offer
up the bear in that manner.
Bastard!
5 comments:
Nice present :). I wouldn't have guessed any thud would come out of that.
I think you ought to buy him that puff ball tickle flogger. It's cute. I mean manly.
OMG - I had forgotten about the whack rack! I loved that post back then and again today. :)
@ancilla_ksst Oh He would find a way to make even that puffy thing horrid. He's just as likely to use the other end :(
@Kitty Every home needs extra hanging space... though of late ours is looking a little crowded
The other end of his new single tail is fairly thuddy, especially on the bits. Found that out last night. We don't have enough hanging space at all. The closet hooks are already getting crowded and every thing that doesn't hang up is in a drawer.
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