Regrettably one shared this observation with Him this
evening. His eyes lit up as he pounced and asked if that made one small slave
his wench. Judging by the squawk of surprise that emitted as He did this one
suspects that the roll of parrot was filled, rather than that of wench. There
is no point in ordering more shirts, as they are changing the style at
Christmas... at this rate there will be room for two in the damn things by then.
Mutters hopefully the pirate impersonation was a one off... it wasn't funny at
all.
Meanwhile one small slave is optimistically reviewing the
t-shirt situation. That is to say there is a small stash of favourite t-shirts
that were kept, not because one ever thought that one would get back in them,
but more that one couldn't let them go. The only problem is that this diet with
gym work means that the top hasn't lost any size at all, so now they are
getting to be a good fit until you lift up your eyes and then... they sort of
look confronting O.O
Though the Hooters t-shirt He brought one back from the
States probably looks the way it was meant to J
On the other end the arse has lost some weight. To the
extent that one has to wear a belt with skirts because He thinks it is
hysterically funny to pull them down. When your only protection in life is a
belt, you know things are just wrong...
And He isn't as funny as he thinks he is
3 comments:
You have actually hit on my concern with losing weight. I like my current closet. Is that so bad? (But, yes, I could be healthier.)
I like that a belt is suddenly saving you. I would say that he could just take the belt, pull the skirt down, and then he is standing there with a belt and a semi naked slave...
You do the math!
Well readers if you have ever wondered how accurate that silly BDSM quiz is...
That contribution from academicsub is what 75% sadist looks like in action.
@Kitty Yes half the wardrobe (not that it is a big wardrobe) has been junked so far and most of it dresses that no longer fit from the waist down. It is making for very slim pickings :(
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