Thursday, January 10, 2013

Alternate realities

There is a pic up on FB at the moment...
"The real reason women love Christian Grey:
Tells her to eat more, begs to take her shopping, loves his mother, spoons in his sleep, never plays Xbox, great dancer, always makes sure she finishes first."

Yeah they forgot is filthy rich one sniggered from the lounge as He read it out loud
Actually maybe what one needs is to retrain you...
Yeah good luck with that He replied. 

There was a moment of silence and then He says no, this could work...
I will tell you to eat more; until you are unhappy with your body
I will take you shopping; until your credit cards are maxed out. And think how much you will enjoy being confronted by those changing room mirrors with your new body
I will invite my mother up here more often so you can spend more time together
I will spoon you in my sleep; in thirty (90 F) odd degrees... 
The body was starting to curl in a foetal position at the thought
I will never play Xbox... 
By this stage one was just imagining how that extra time would be spent L
I will take you dancing; I'll sign us up for dance lessons... 
Yeah that is right up there with being spooned
I will always make sure you cum first; right before I fuck you in the arse... 
Imagining how much that would hurt with the lowered endorphin levels one cried uncle!

He is a mean, mean man L

Bastard!

5 comments:

Anna May said...

I love this, very funny and makes a lot more sense lol

ancilla_ksst said...

Oh, he takes you shopping, I know. For pink gloves. LOL

mia aim said...

This made my morning.. and reminded me to be careful what one asks for.


-aim

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst You know a twoo friend wouldn't mention those gloves :P

ancilla_ksst said...

I'm doing everything wrong again, damn.