Compromise sucks

It was a long hot sweaty day where nothing went quite according to plan. Oh it has some highs and some small achievements... just none of it went quite right. In the end one headed once more to the shower conceding defeat.

Want me to follow He asked, eyebrows wagging in a suggestive manner

Well one would kill for a back wash... small massage... you know... and with that one retreated before He could reach around the desk

In one's defence it was hot and sticky and still, with the threat of a storm that would never materialise.... whines wasn't thinking clearly... 'cos otherwise one wouldn't have retreated to the smallest space in the flat...

The shower door opened and there He was...

Pinning one to the wall He thrust into one's arse and...

Proceeded to lather one's back up and massage it

Umm... what are you doing?

Killing two birds with one stone He replied

That was not what one had in mind... at all. It wasn't the least bit relaxing or soothing.

He does this shit deliberately L