So excited

All we have to do is get through four shifts, well three in His case as he has done one already, without killing some stupid customer... as a mercy killing you understand... nothing as banal as they were asking for it.... and we will be on holidays. We have plans...

Mostly each other

And we have about two and a half glorious weeks to do it in.

Of course one does have to join the co-workers for a work farewell one night and there is a two day training session booked in... ironically enough on the assorted snake oils that we sell. The manager has given one very specific instructions to not piss the presenters off, call their products snake oil or question them on their junk science and ask where the clinical trials were published. There was also a long list of words that one isn't allowed to use when conversing with them. Actually she offered to gag one before attending if it would make it easier. And it might...

Seriously He might do those sorts of things, but one is pretty sure it would constitute as abuse coming from the boss. Peers around and whispers, anyone know any good lawyers?

So that's three days gone from the holiday...

But that still leaves two weeks for important things...

Each other

Oh and that bloody equine speculum...