Sunday, January 20, 2013

The rebuttal

Remind me never to ask you for a reference He said, standing there as one took off his shoes. Only you could write a praise piece that contains the words selfish and...
What you didn't like the zinger on the end one enquired sweetly, kneeling there struggling with the double knot He insists on using on his work shoes
And to add insult to injury there was no mayonnaise with my egg He added warming to his theme. There was no hommus... nothing. I had to eat a plain egg, He said in an aggrieved voice

Sighs that egg will come back to haunt. You wait; every lunch box that leaves here will be inspected for mayonnaise deficiency 'cos one small slave can no longer be trusted :(

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