Like an unwanted puppy one was deposited on the steps of one
of the more prestigious recreational clubs to attend a wellness seminar for
work. Honestly it's like the company
searches out public transport routes and then books somewhere as far away from
them as possible. There was an hour and a half of slogging across town through
peak hour traffic to get there. It was in the leafy heartland of butt fuck
nowhere... with charming glimpses of the city. The vistas, promising civilization
and shops, peeked out from behind the trees like a small child poking its
tongue out L
On the bright side there was food... most of which shouldn't
have been eaten by anyone over the age of sixteen... the last time the human
animal can metabolise that many assorted sugars without dire consequences. And there
were speakers... lots of speakers. All of them touting their wares loudly and
proudly...
Though as an aside it really helps if the speaker before you
hasn't trounced your product and called into disrepute your scientific research...
and your key ingredient. Bet those two were playing no speakies at their table
after that...
There were goody bags though... unfortunately some of it was
provided by that aforementioned company... er... the... peers around furtively
and whispers, the not very good one.
Oh well one more day to go and one can get back to important
slave duties... like getting fucked in the arse by Him... preferably before the
feeling comes back to it after sitting on the damn thing for two days straight.
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