The day was spent sitting through the latest fad diet...
Which one will admit is yummy and His mother is about to
become a human guineapig for. She has failed every diet on the market, often
more than once, so she is an ideal candidate to try these products out on. Not
only does she have a great deal of enthusiasm and a willingness to try anything
new, but she believes that it is always the diets fault when she cheats. If
anyone can find the flaw in this system it will be her.
... and assorted vitamin companies... who were very generous
with their products. In fact one has enough samples of multivitamins to last
about six months and about three generations. Human trials are about to be
conducted... Peers at His family thoughtfully... we need a child...
It was with great pleasure that one saw Him driving his
white car up the hill to pluck one, and an obscene amount of goody bags,
from the rather grand steps. While one will never confuse Him with a white
knight, he came rather close at that point. The body was fed up with sitting in
a chair for two days. It was also fed up with being fed a steady diet of sugary
treats by both the complex and the reps.
For some reason food treats seemed to be the weapon inducement
of choice... a rather unusual decision during a wellness seminar... though the
rest of the table was delighted to be sitting with a non chocolate eater. They
happily fell upon one's share like a pack of ravening wolves... and payed the
price with sugar crashes about mid afternoon. Mind you the trade off of all
that mental acuity was an understanding how much pain one was actually in L
Mutters honestly by the end both the back and the arse
needed CPR.... hmm might be time to try one of those natural pain pills...
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