Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Screw the whales

On the tenth day of holidays... sung in a clear, piping whine... the twoo love rescued me...

The day was spent sitting through the latest fad diet...
Which one will admit is yummy and His mother is about to become a human guineapig for. She has failed every diet on the market, often more than once, so she is an ideal candidate to try these products out on. Not only does she have a great deal of enthusiasm and a willingness to try anything new, but she believes that it is always the diets fault when she cheats. If anyone can find the flaw in this system it will be her.
... and assorted vitamin companies... who were very generous with their products. In fact one has enough samples of multivitamins to last about six months and about three generations. Human trials are about to be conducted... Peers at His family thoughtfully... we need a child...

It was with great pleasure that one saw Him driving his white car up the hill to pluck one, and an obscene amount of goody bags, from the rather grand steps. While one will never confuse Him with a white knight, he came rather close at that point. The body was fed up with sitting in a chair for two days. It was also fed up with being fed a steady diet of sugary treats by both the complex and the reps.

For some reason food treats seemed to be the weapon inducement of choice... a rather unusual decision during a wellness seminar... though the rest of the table was delighted to be sitting with a non chocolate eater. They happily fell upon one's share like a pack of ravening wolves... and payed the price with sugar crashes about mid afternoon. Mind you the trade off of all that mental acuity was an understanding how much pain one was actually in L
Mutters honestly by the end both the back and the arse needed CPR.... hmm might be time to try one of those natural pain pills...

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