Saturday, August 31, 2013

Another idle thought or two

As you know we do love a good online store, particularly those who offer multiple companies from around the world. The great joy of being off season to the rest of the world, well the parts that count, is that you can pick up the odd bargain. But that is not what this is about. No this is about the odd thoughts that occur as one peruses the pages clutching morning mouse...

The world is full of ugly clothes and if a nearly six foot model can't make them look good, how in the hell are the rest of the worlds mere mortals supposed to wear them? And why is it that the ugliest, baggiest, most unflattering things are always the ones that sell out first? Why is it that women pick the things that make the model look like a bag lady and think oh that will look fabulous?
And how can the world support that many shape wear companies? For that matter how cold does it have to be to want to wear an extra layer of clothes under your clothing? Personally one can't wait to get home and strip off the bra, let alone pants that come from under the bust to the knee.

Why is it that mornings are always full of more questions than answers? Mutters there really isn't enough coffee some mornings L


ancilla_ksst said...

That sounds like it might be a rhetorical question... about 50 degrees, if there is wind, or rain, or you are going to be out for a long time and not very active, it is totally worth it to have two layers of clothes.

At 30 degrees, if you are going to be out for a while, definitely have two layers.

At 5 degrees, you better have 3 layers and if there is any wind one of them should be wind proof.

Neale Wolfson said...

There us a solution, sleep in until afternoon, then you miss morning totally!

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst Love your literal mind :D
Eyes Neale Wolfson off warily First you volunteer a girl for nasty, scratch costumes and then you threaten morning mouse. You are another one of those nasty bus tossing types aren't you?