Friday, January 17, 2014

It might be naughty...



Looking through the endless parade of sex toys that are hitting our inbox, one can't help but be entranced with some of them. Just probably not for quite the reasons that the manufacturers intended. Take the page of "grippers" (toys that you stick your penis into to masturbate with) for example. There was one that offered the choice of a vagina or a mouth (complete with parted lips and a tiny tongue) attachment. It was an item that was, disturbingly, described as realistic looking and feeling. The damn things were purple. Don't know what games those people play, but one suspects they aren't safe ones.

However one must confess to being tempted to buy Him one...
If only to see if His penis will actually fit in the tiny holes that are provided...
And then to see if He can get back out again...
In one piece
For some reason the mental image looks rather like a dog trying to get off one of those E-collars (plastic buckets) that they use to stop them gnawing and licking at bandages and the like
Is that wrong?

4 comments:

Neale Wolfson said...

I have to ask this, do you have a sense of self preservation? Just checking :)

lil said...

*Whispers, I can't believe you said that out loud. Even my laugh was silent.
So brave...

little monkey said...

My visual was more of a Chinese Finger Trap? The harder he tries to pull out, the tighter that thing grips?
;(|)

Master's piece said...

@Neal Wolfson Well the downside of transparency is no sense of self preservation so... no, not much :/

@lil Never confuse brave and suicidal... the outcome is completely different :D

@little monkey Snerk Bad monkey! :D