Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Rolling a health check



Today was actually cool enough to touch another human being without breaking into a sweat just thinking about it. So what did we do? Oh we had a quick game of something that arrived in the post.
Five freaking hours later...
The box said an hour and a half...
Tops...
The box lied!

You know when they talk about M/s relationships it's always about hot things like forced sex and stuff. Forced gaming is not on any of those lists. In fact one did comment, in a somewhat aggrieved tone, that one wasn't sure that forced gaming was even an ethical use of His power.
He looked up from his cards and said...
Of course it is. Gaming improves socialisation skills, keeps the brain active and helps stave off things like Alzheimer's.
So you're doing this for one's own good? Seriously, gaming for improved health and mental wellbeing?
He smirked!!!!

Bastard!!!

5 comments:

Misty said...

Lol! Damn their ability to find logic in the illogical.

lil said...

Ooh, brave of you to use bold--I usually acquiesce to fear and do it in really tiny font.

Yea...That's exactly how I feel about chess. Does he make you do drills?

ancilla_ksst said...

Did you see how I got out of bridge the other day? And he thought it was funny! There are many games I enjoy more than bridge, which is a stupid game that confuses the heck out of me.
Which was reinforced the last time we played when he said something like "Bid like that again and you're going to regret it later". Which I think is definitely misuse of power.

Master's piece said...

@Misty Don't encourage Him :P

@lil No drills... just endless hours of... oh wait, it's just like drills :(

@ancilla_ksst Yes one did read your cunning escape plan. Won't work here. He just considers errors, general disinclination, reluctance and trying to get killed as rectifiable. It just needs more (see above)
Mind you one was a tad confused about the regret thing... what was he going to do? Withhold the beating ;)

ancilla_ksst said...

Oh, I never ask those kinds of questions. He has ways. I may be a bit of a SAM but am not crazy.