Manners

He was sitting on the couch with a very attractive icy cold Pepsi in his hand. No, that is not some kind of metaphor... eyes up people. Anyways one small thirsty slave scampered over to perch on the coffee table opposite Him and reached for the can. Now normally one does ask before stealing a sip of His drink, but he was talking. It seemed  rude to interrupt...

The deliciously cold can touched the lips and a mouthful was taken...

And as one was doing that one of those infernally long arms of His reached out...

Yes you can have a sip He said. Let's see if you can drink it...

And as He spoke His hand slid along one's parted lips and into the vagina.

Now it is a strange thing, but just as the crocodile has to close his eyes to open his mouth, slipping fingers into one's vagina unexpectedly renders one unable to swallow. So there one was perched on the coffee table, His fingers roaming one's nether regions, with a mouthful of rapidly warming Pepsi that couldn't be swallowed... which for the record also makes a rather effective gag.

And even one small slave realises that spitting the drink everywhere... read all over Him... might be slightly more suicidal that sense would dictate. Besides, it's rude...

So there we are gentle readers...

Stuck between the rock and the hard place...

That man can suck even the simple pleasures out of life

Bastard!