Sunday, January 5, 2014

Nice is just another word

His hand reached out to tweak a nipple experimentally. He did it again, a little harder.
Sighing one turned to Him and said stop that
An eyebrow raised in response over the calculating eyes
Not the nipple tweaking, that assessing that you are doing as you do it. You're just trying to work out how much pressure before one starts to squeak in protest.
Hey I know you're not feeling well. I'm trying to be nice about this was His response. I don't want to hurt you more than necessary.
Nice! There's another word that doesn't mean what you think it means.


ancilla_ksst said...

How much hurt is necessary? There's another word with a strange usage.

Master's piece said...

Yes along with the decoder ring seems to come the alternative dictionary ;/

ancilla_ksst said...

Your post on translations today made me think we should write our own translation book to decode Masterspeak.

nice=fun for him, not so fun for slave
necessary=fun for him, not so fun for slave

and so forth

Master's piece said...

Well at least the definitions won't take long...
Not so fun for the slave will be like the universal translation