Thursday, January 9, 2014

Long range

You are wrong He said from the couch. I do need you to play the games. I want a partner who plays games.
In spite of a general reluctance and disinclination?
Oh, you'll come round He replied
Um... no, probably not. In fact, just no.
Yes you will He said. It might take a few years, but you will come round.

The air disappeared out of the room and the vision went a little black around the edges. Dear gods this is like a long term plan?
I'm here for the long haul and I want a partner who games He said in an even tone
Um... yeah, don't think that is going to happen.
It did with the photography He replied. You refused to get in front of the camera in the beginning. It took a few years, but there you are. You even said the other day (during the marathon game) that you would rather be in front of the camera.

The room got a little darker and the air a little thicker as one realised that the escape was being sealed off...
But that was because we needed something for the blog other than gaming. At this rate one might as well just dispense with the thing and turn it into a gaming review blog
Oh that could work He replied. There's plenty of cross over between gaming geeks and BDSMers. We could call it Table Tops and Bottoms. It could be full of pictures of you gaming tied up and naked...
He warmed to his theme...

And one stood there secure in the knowledge that life could always get worse... long term
Sighs He is like the tide... relentless


Misty said...

No gamers here ;) but I'd be happy with more toy reviews... or shoe reviews... just a thought lol

ancilla_ksst said...

You're going to hate me, but I want to see naked tied up gaming pictures.

I have another game that goes on my stupid confusing horrible games list: Robo Rally. You move a little robot around and then it falls in a pit. Every. Time.