Monday, August 1, 2011

Revenge

Right in the middle of blitzing the place He announces that a trim would be nice for a change. At that moment one is in house work mode and staring at him blankly with a slack jaw, it took a minute to realise he was talking about his genitals. Let's be honest it was not a logical first choice... actually there weren't too many possibilities at all, which is why one was standing there looking so vacant. Though it was the most inconvenient suggestion, which should have been a clue.

 Um you want one to zip around your most treasured parts with a blade one enquired in disbelief. See the art of good communication is mirroring... they say something, you rephrase it back at them... it is a way of double checking you are both on the same page and lets them know they are being heard. Besides it sounds better than you what? Though in fairness "you what" is faster.

Yes I would like a trim He repeated in a patient tone. See all that good communication going on? Tell you what one said by way of compromise, how about one does the difficult bits and you do the important bits... 'cos you are never going to believe that any slips are an accident. He's Scorpio, not only is he never going to believe it, one small slave is never going to hear the end of it either L

So off He trotted to get the clippers and start the project. He started the first decisive swathe and one realised He had taken the guides off, which meant rather than a trim it was now going to have to all come off... it was that or He started a new trend in Mohawks. Right at that point it was tempting... bad slave. It was also at that point that one realised why people spend so much going to salons to get clipped.

There are parts of the male anatomy that are almost impossible to reach unless you are a contortionist. So one small slave got the job of being the clipper bitch. You know all these years of having sex with men and one had never realised how much surface area there is in a ball sac when it is stretched out. It also convinced one that there was another job one would never want to do for a living... clipping... though one suspects that the waxing could be fun.

Later He turns around and says I like the way this feels. We might keep this for a while. All of sudden the future was clear... and it was not bright. Um how about next time we try some Nair or Veet one offered helpfully. Well it has to be quicker surely...

3 comments:

Ms D said...

LMFAO!!!!

agog said...

Ohhhhh....Nair or Veet would buuuuurrrrnnnn....
heeheeheehee

Master's piece said...

We have no evidence that is the case until we try... :D