Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Wrapped in plastic

You may have read the other day when one said He had a priceless gift... Yeah taking that back... Shooting video of someone shuffling off to the shower wrapped in plastic does not make a woman feel sexy. Shooting it for the sole purpose of amusing her readers... all one can say is you are not as funny as you like to think L


On the bright side today commemorates the last day one will shuffle off to the shower in a plastic bag. Today one was getting ready to go to the doctor to have the impediments to showering removed. May one just take a moment to say how much one is looking forward to being able to wash that foot properly and more importantly, showering more than once a day. It is spring here and already cranking up to 26 (78.8) degrees during the day... this would have been hideous during summer.

So off one hobbled to the doctor where she viciously ripped off the plaster... the woman giggled as she did so... pronounced it healed, gave the biopsy results (which were negative), and sent one off into the pale morning light. This exalted state that will no doubt result in another bill for $145. She also dropped one right in it with Him 'cos his first question was when can she wear high heels again? Without turning a hair she replied oh probably two weeks. So much for female solidarity...

Gore alert stop looking now...

Seriously does this foot look like it will be ready to be hoicked up into a high heel in two weeks?


Sighs what is wrong with them... even an untrained eye can see it will be a bit longer than two weeks before one is ready to go scampering after Him, teetering on high heels. It's bad enough that we look like a Chihuahua and a Great Dane, but is there any reason to hobble the Chihuahua any further? There needs to be a Slave Protection Society... anyone... err... anyone else, want to start one? 

4 comments:

Unknown said...

You first dear...

Master's piece said...

Oh no, the horror that resulted from trying to form the slave union is still fresh in some of our minds :(

Master's piece said...

Though, as He did so helpfully point out, N might be available now that Cati has been sold and can no longer be threatened :D

Unknown said...

Oh by all means! Let's recruit him. He needs something to distract him.