Oh look you can get a mains powered one He said happily
Yes and you can get a foot operated one for half the price
So when I pull you out of bed to entertain me, you will be
happy to stand there pumping away while you are busting to pee?
Umm... how very thoughtful of you Master. The mains powered
one sounds like a much better idea... beams brightly while secretly mourning
morning mouse
The implement:
This playground from MEO is designed for people who like messy, wet fun and games. It is
perfect for the floor, on top of the bed (it measures 2X1.4 m (6' 7"X4'
7")), in a small area or anywhere else you can think of. It is 10cm (4") deep... enough
to contain any mess. There are even convenient handles to carry it with or tie
someone to. It can be used for massages, splodging, enema play, watersports...
hell you could probably use it for jelly wrestling if you were that way
inclined J
- Made of tough vinyl
- Slip resistant
- Oil resistant
- Easily inflated with an air pump
- Easy to clean
- Folds up into its own mesh bag for easy storage
- Ideal for smaller spaces
The cons:
- It can be a little awkward to move around, though you can let out some of the air which makes it form a shape similar to a bag, making it easier to get through a door.
We decided that the easiest thing to do was to use a pet mat to absorb all the liquids, toss it in the shower, clean it off and then deflate it before throwing it over the pool fence to dry... which in our climate took about 15 minutes due to the black colour.
4 comments:
Oh boy, another product not to show to the man. You have so many of those!
Hmmm... maybe he needs MORE games? He obviously has way too much internet surfing time?
Cool ass
I'd love to catch that golden stream in my mouth.
Post a Comment