Saturday, September 1, 2012

Things you can live without

Most people take certain talents for granted... take being able to burp. For years one has looked at this ability with a deep envy. It always seemed to be a handy thing to have and the ability to be able to do it has always eluded one. In fact most things attached to that muscle group seems to elude one altogether... even throwing up takes a serious case of illness before it seems to activate.  

Of course there has always been an upside to this and that is there is virtually no gag reflex either. Honestly you can poke the tonsils and tickle the back of the throat and it doesn't even twitch...
Now some of you are probably thinking oh that could be handy for oral and you would be right. In fact for years one wondered why women seem to have so many issues with deep throat and desperately seem to avoid oral altogether. Well today one found out why...

Lately there has been the odd burp that has happened. It has been a source of great excitement to one small slave. Honestly if you have ever had that gassy feeling and not been able to release it you would understand why. Anyway there is no ability to control it and one doubts that even copious amounts of alcohol would allow one to be able to burp the alphabet, as one stalwart did at a party many years ago... lesbians and their party tricks... err... back to this.

At first it was awesome and then one started to notice that when cleaning the teeth one had to be careful about where the toothbrush went. And timing on the gargle needs to be watched otherwise one ends up spluttering all over the sink. That one was a bit of a concern, but it was outweighed by the occasional if unexpected burp.

Now it is probably worth mentioning that He is not that into oral sex... why would he be when his sights are usually set a little lower. Besides generally He has no use for most of one's talents 'cos he is difficult. But that is a tale for another time; let's get back to this...
Today as one sat in the office chair He walked in and shoved himself down one's throat... repeatedly. It appears that the chair is just the right height for dispatching a load of cum down your slave's throat. Now admittedly one was surprised by this... but not as surprised as He was when the throat showed him its new party trick.

It seems He is not one of those men who gets turned on by a woman gagging and spluttering around his cock...
And neither was one small slave
Dear gods cum went everywhere.... except down the throat. Hell it even made it impossible to breathe properly for several minutes. So there one was nose streaming, eyes streaming and gasping for air... it was all very unattractive
Yeah have to say... if this is what oral sex is like for most women, it's no wonder they don't enjoy it L

3 comments:

lil said...

Fun isn't it?

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

The gag reflex definitely can cause an issue - which is where hands come in, well handy. (Yes, two puns in one sentence SMH.)

Anyway, I can't be fucked like that. Unless my mind has disconnected a bit and then I can take all kinds of things. :)

ancilla_ksst said...

My Master likes that gagging/spluttering- as long as I don't actually barf, that is.