Sunday, September 30, 2012

Mixed messages

Oh have I found the plug for you, He sings out from the office...
Of course at the time one was actually doing something important... not important enough to remember what it was of course... but one does remember the sense of annoyance at having to stop it to go and see what He was crowing about...
On the screen was a large glass butt plug. No prizes for guessing what colour it was, 'cos we all know His little sense of humour.

Look it's in your favourite colour He chirps
It's probably not that colour really. You know how purple doesn't reproduce well and how it often has to be enhanced.
Oh I think it is that colour. It is on the box as well He retorted
Unlikely. See one of us knows how to lower expectations... sales remember?

You know for a person who is trying to create a positive reaction to the colour purple one can't help but think that His plan has gone off the rails a little of late. In fact He seems to be sending somewhat mixed messages... a fact one pointed out to him.

This little game continued over the course of the evening as He found some truly beautiful art glass butt plugs. Some of them were Vaseline glass that glowed under black lights. A few of them had carnival glass in them. Many of them were pink. He took particular care to show those ones... more than once... as he shuffled between the pics.

OMG He is trying to shift one's perceptions of pink to a more favourable position
One small slave is so awake to what He is doing.
Mind you one or two of them were very pretty...
Bastard!

9 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

LOL you are so screwed :).

I really should try to be nicer...

Malcolm said...

All you need is a source of ultra-violet light in your rectum, then the Vaseline glass (?) plug he is going to buy you will serve as a marker light so you can play in the dark

Master's piece said...

Oh dear gods it will be like a guidance system... oh that is all kinds of not good. Bad Malcolm, bad, bad Malcolm...
:D

nzrubber said...

Did any of the pink ones have the playboy logo on them though?

As for the UV light source, you can get UV LEDs, so maybe there's a tiny UV torch that can be found :-)

Fondles said...

oh HAHAHAHAH. i'm sure a general UV source in the bedroom would suffice. after all, how much light DOES it need?

Kitty - The Submissive Wife said...

Pink has become a new favorite color of mine of late. Strange...

Master's piece said...

@Kitty It's because virtually every sex toy is pink :(

neverhome16 said...

Anyway to get what websites he found these on? I would like to tease my partner with a few threats of colorful plugs. She has an inclination towards darker pleasure objects. ;)

Master's piece said...

@nzrubber Thank you so much, once again, for your very special brand of help

@neverhome16 They can be found at Crystal Delights
Please be aware we haven't used them as a supplier at this stage, so this is in no way a testimonial for their products or service :)