Well it has come to pass. Arriving home one was greeted by these sitting on the bench.
Nothing
more needs to be said really... though one would like to say that there is a
special place in one's heart for the area manager, who went above and beyond
the call in bringing these back from some far flung place in our state. Admittedly
it is a small dark place... and rather hot, but it is all yours J
6 comments:
I'm sorry, those are terrible. LOL
See you thought one small slave was just being a drama queen.
He really is vile and cruel and unreasonable and mean and petty and vindictive and horrible and.... most important of all... not funny!
Before deciding just how awful these are, I think we need to see a picture of you in action with them ...
Moves the area manager over to make room for one more person
My Master wanted me to point out that if he plans to use you as a sparring partner, he's going to get bad habits that will not help him when he goes to box someone his size. How he knows this? I suspect because he's sometimes made me be a swordfighting partner and I'm about as much smaller than him as you are compared to your M.
All joking apart, though please thank your Master for his sensible excu... umm... reasoning, it is unlikely we would ever end up in the ring together in any serious way. Too mismatched... though the visuals would be quite comical :D
Post a Comment