Friday, June 21, 2013

Back to the drawing board

Scampering home in the chill night air (winter is starting to bite here) one noticed that the work pants were starting to ride lower on the hip than before. Unfortunately low considering they are supposed to be mid rise trousers. Sighing with resignation one had a shower and pulled on parts of the winter wardrobe... the parts one had grave doubts about at any rate.

You know sometimes it is not good to have your suspicions confirmed 'cos there is now a large hole where the warm clothes are meant to be L

Most of those clothes are now in a pile. Dresses that had waists are now sitting so low on the hips they are drop waisted, skirts that needed a bit of a tweak are going to need four inches taken out of them (which will move back pockets to the hips unless one completely takes the garment apart to do the alterations) and dresses that were clingy and sexy are now... saggy.

The only things that still fit are the dresses that He insisted one buy... the smalls. In other words the ones that were too tight and too short for comfort.

He smirked quietly in his whiskers as one lamented about the state of affairs...
And for the life of one it was hard to tell if it was because He was right or if it was the prospect of one small slave spending the winter buck naked and huddled against him for warmth...
Oh that's right...
He's one of the frog people these days...
There is no warmth on offer
Back to the sales it is...
That should wipe the smirk of His whiskers J

4 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

You can always warm up under the covers :) smirk.

Turfdawg82 said...

Just a thought, maybe he had some vision of the future when the clothes that were "too small" were our purchased. Have you seen him in a DeLorean lately??

Turfdawg82 said...

Omit the our in that, I phone is on it's last legs.

Master's piece said...

@ancilla_ksst Personally one would be happy to do so... it's just that He expects meals which in turn requires shopping. Sighs and He always moans when sent out alone to do it... something about having to carry stuff and having a slave to do that