Did you like the dress He asked
Oh it was lovely. Just a little unsure where one would wear
it... electric blue satin minis aren't exactly appropriate for grocery shopping
Why not He said, sounding surprised
Umm... well it doesn't offer any protection from the cold
nor does it cover one's arse... well it does, it just doesn't cover it when
bending or reaching for anything
Whispers you know sometimes one suspects He
doesn't quite understand the point of clothes at all
3 comments:
fun as usual, small slave.
OK not posted to you before, but I would suspect clothing on you has a few purposes
1) Allowing you to go out and not being arrested
2) To show you off to his own viewing pleasure
3) Perhaps to tease the rest of us?
What do I know? :)
And stopping your arse freezing off in the cold section... don't forget the important one :D
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