His eyebrow spiralled up his face in disbelief. Right before
He questioned the wisdom of the action.
At times you can just suck the joy out of any occasion... air
goes in and negativity comes out. Besides, the running means that it is
probably OK to try sex. Well a bit of masturbation at any rate...
How much damage could that cause?
Well one did find out, but we will get back to that
shortly...
So later in the evening when He said "come on you, let's go to bed" one got quietly excited...
Right up until the words "I would like to play
Skylanders for a while" followed. That was not what one had in mind at
all. In fact one is pretty sure no woman ever has that in mind. So there one
sat, graciously dutifully minding the portal, quietly wondering where it all
went so wrong.
Oh He did relent and yet it still went wrong. It was not the
gentle masturbation followed by a small quiet orgasm that one had in mind at
all. No, it was much bigger and longer and caused the back to spasm and jack-knife
in a rather painful manner. And that can be attributed to Him... or rather what
he was doing to one at the time.
In fact one might have muttered hate you as He made the body
carry on orgasming...
Damn the body and its ability to morph some types of pain
into sexual ecstasy. And damn Him for so many things...
Mutters really He shouldn't be left in charge of
the incapacitated... he just takes advantage K
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At this rate it sounds as if a walker with tennis balls on the bottom may be the next "toy" purchased...
At this rate one will accept the use of one graciously... they can be weaponized... right? :D
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