Wednesday, July 10, 2013

M is for...

M is for mean
S is for... the brain reused point blank to come up with some pithy little adjective. It is a rare thing to be at loss for words. Never the less one moved on...
T is for tyrannical.
E is for egregious.
R is for... still can't think of anything beginning with S

Supreme Being, He suggested helpfully
Um... no! Wrong direction entirely. It needs to be something horrid
Mean and totalitarian, egocentric, reprehensible.... The S just isn't coming

Slovenly He suggested. And one was almost inclined to agree until He carried on...
Anal retentive
Excuse making... no! Excuse ridden, He amended

You aren't helping... still stuck on S. Anyway, whenever one uses the term Master from now on you know what it means. Apart from that annoying S word...  do you really think that one is slovenly?

Well more slack He said, as though that was an improvement
And lazy?
Well it is probably more lax than lazy... when it comes to slave duties He added as an afterthought.
Yes M.A.S.T.E.R!
You know self centred would work...


lil said...

I'm pretty sure that S is for shithead, and R is for Rotten Rat. But you didn't hear it from me.

ancilla_ksst said...

S is for sadist of course.

ancilla_ksst said...

R is for Right, cause they always are.

lil said...

Sigh. And here ksst goes, making me look bad. Okay, really bad. Lol.

Butterfly Flip said...

Lil, I'd have gone with Shithead too, to be honest *giggle*