The good, the bad and the oh dear

Like a lot of people in this country we love not only our computers, we have one of the highest rates of home computers in the world, but what you can access through them. From the comfort of our study we can reach out and buy almost anything we need. And there are many companies to facilitate just that thing. Of course in the land of online shopping the odd thing can go wrong...

Coming home, dodging the cat rather unsuccessfully, one plopped down the oversized work bag and the other bag, which is usually exclusively devoted to the schlepping of food, on the bench. It was there that one espied a small item of lingerie. Picking it up with care one spun it to the light wondering what on earth He was thinking when he ordered the item. Well one rather knows what He was thinking... it was more wondering how Pinky and Perky were going to fit into the damn thing. There was enough padding in it for two A cup girls to have some left over.

Then one realised that not only was it black baby doll with a red lace trim, but that there was a luminous metallic green woven in amongst the red. Sighing one put it down wondering if Masters should be allowed to shop unsupervised. To be honest one deeply suspects that they shouldn't... but who is going to tell them that... and live to tell the tale. Bags not one small slave

Wandering into the study and the source of this small piece of tackiness one found a note explaining it was not what He ordered. He has contacted the company and is awaiting their response...

Meanwhile someone out there is probably wondering where their lingerie is...

We certainly are K