Wednesday, April 11, 2012


Today we had sex for the first time in a while. Well that's not true... He has been having sex, but one has been too sick to be anything other than... a bystander? No, that implies standing there looking gormless and one was in there too. A victim of His carnal desires? Yeah that kinda makes one sound... well victimish and really one wasn't. A recipient? Yeah that sounds a little closer to the truth... though not quite accurate. Anyway it will do for now... if someone can think of a better description let one know... it's going to drive one nuts for the rest of the day L

Anyway back to sex...

We went to bed for a little masturbation... to get back in the swing of things so to speak. It ended up as a little anal. Now it was at one's suggestion.
It was a bad idea for the record.
It hurt like hell and He didn't even get the whole way in.
Sighs this is how it feels for some of you... no wonder you are less than thrilled about anal.

See anal sex is one of those things you need to do on a regular basis... and wearing the plugs help too. What a lot of people don't seem to realise is that when you stop doing these things, even for a week, the arse bounces back to its original tightness. And while you aren't exactly back at square one, it sure can feel like it...
Scampers off to sterilize the Njoy.


Conina said...

Well, we kind of enjoy the relaxation and easing into that infrequent anal requires (and by infrequent I mean like 2 times a week rather than every night).

It's like special dessert sex. :)

C said...

Hmm.. perhaps you were a passive participant in the sexual acts while you were under the weather? You don't know me but I lurk here 'cause I really enjoy your writing - it's always interesting & usually humorous. I'm not even into bdsm but your blog is too much fun to pass up. I wish I could write as well as you!