It's Good Friday and fortunately one has the day off... still sick...
And not happy because, as one whinged to Him, coffee still tastes like shit... it even smells bad
It always smells bad He replied
No... Coffee is the nectar of the gods. Admittedly some god shat in it this morning but...
You could use this opportunity to free yourself of your addiction He said
Wash your mouth out. There is plenty of evidence to say that a cup of coffee a day is beneficial.
As long as you are a slave to your addictions you can never truly be a slave to me He retorted. It will always come between us...
OK one admits there has been the odd morning that one has slid out of bed in search of a hit rather than staying curled up near His naked form... you know ready in case he should have needs
And one admits to being slightly surly before that hit...
And there might have been the odd time one has been less than enthusiastic about some plan of His due to being pre-mouse...
And one might have whimpered morning mouse a few more times than one has actually called His name out loud...
Hmmmm... He might have a point
But OMG He has the coffee in his sights... curls around morning mouse protectively...
Ewww... maybe not.
It smells vile L
6 comments:
It's nice that you can see his side, and I do get that it makes sense, but give up coffee? One of life's great pleasures. And so many have already been taken away.
Just say yes to coffee.
When give a choice between HIM and coffee. Ill take my hot and delicious coffee from my keurig any day. Shhh don't tell!
Oh, you are so screwed. or....hmmm...
Get him hooked. You know how the conditioning works on you... you're a smart cookie. Turn those tables ...
Colorless, odorless caffeine tablets in his beverage of choice, increasing over a period of time. Coffee flavored ice cream... mocha cookies... I'm sure you can see where Im going with this....
RED FLAG
@little monkey Not sure caffeine tablets in His Pepsi Max are a good idea... though his blood pressure is under control atm ~looks thoughtful~
Coffee should never be negotiable. I simply can't function without it.
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