Surprise

Well there are some interesting things of their way He announced, walking into the lounge.

Are there?

Yes some stuff from MEO...

Like what?

I left it up for you to see...

What that bright red thing?

Yes

What size is that?

I have no idea He replied

Glancing up from the book one suddenly started to pay attention...

But MEO makes huge toys

Oh and the equine speculum  was on special at JT's so I ordered one of those too He added, almost as an afterthought.

He sat there watching one's face

You know you could have just bought an Easter egg like a normal person. Or was this an early birthday present?

Well you always said you weren't that into birthdays and preferred un-birthdays He said, in that infuriating rational voice.

Yes, but one still likes presents not un-presents

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