Saturday, April 7, 2012

On the mend

It is the Saturday between all the lovely days off and things are looking up. The sky is blue as far as the eye can see. The shoulder and neck pains have gone, the pains in the feet have gone... though none of these bode well for the future... and best of all...
Coffee tastes good again.
Now all one has to do is get through a day of work. The day we try to unload an astronomical amount of chocolate onto the public. Good chocolate, indifferent chocolate, chocolate rabbits, chocolate eggs, chocolate...
Some of you are starting to salivate aren't you?

Well let one tell you a little secret...

By the end of the day even the most hardcore chocoholic is sick of chocolate and whiny customers going is this all there is? There's nothing out back?
No there isn't. 
Why do you leave it so late? Oh you think that if you buy them early then you will have to store them and keep them cool. So it is better to leave it until closer to the time?

Well here's another little secret...

Shopping centres turn off their air-con at night. That's right. The minute you leave and the doors close, off they go. Have you any idea how hot a shopping centre is at night round here?
And there the bunnies sit...
Sweating in their tinfoil.
Bon appétit
J

2 comments:

Storm said...

Maybe some of us leave it so late because we thought Easter was next weekend. Ahem.

Master's piece said...

LOL It was early this year.