Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Where did we go wrong?

The back is slowly returning to normal. In fact it allowed a one to run a couple of laps, in between the walking. Off one scampered to tell Him the good news...
His eyebrow spiralled up his face in disbelief. Right before He questioned the wisdom of the action.

At times you can just suck the joy out of any occasion... air goes in and negativity comes out. Besides, the running means that it is probably OK to try sex. Well a bit of masturbation at any rate...

How much damage could that cause?
Well one did find out, but we will get back to that shortly...

So later in the evening when He said "come on you, let's go to bed" one got quietly excited...
Right up until the words "I would like to play Skylanders for a while" followed. That was not what one had in mind at all. In fact one is pretty sure no woman ever has that in mind. So there one sat, graciously dutifully minding the portal, quietly wondering where it all went so wrong.

Oh He did relent and yet it still went wrong. It was not the gentle masturbation followed by a small quiet orgasm that one had in mind at all. No, it was much bigger and longer and caused the back to spasm and jack-knife in a rather painful manner. And that can be attributed to Him... or rather what he was doing to one at the time.  

In fact one might have muttered hate you as He made the body carry on orgasming...
Damn the body and its ability to morph some types of pain into sexual ecstasy. And damn Him for so many things...
Mutters really He shouldn't be left in charge of the incapacitated... he just takes advantage K

2 comments:

Turfdawg82 said...

At this rate it sounds as if a walker with tennis balls on the bottom may be the next "toy" purchased...

Master's piece said...

At this rate one will accept the use of one graciously... they can be weaponized... right? :D