Warning Will Robinson

We trotted over to our vanillas for an afternoon of a new RPG. They had been given their rule book to study and support material in the form of two TV shows to give them a feel of what they were supposed to be doing. Yes people, He gives homework assignments with his games. Oh don't worry his mini me likes to have house rules for all the games and delights in making manuals for them. See one isn't the pedant some of you think... one keeps company with twoo pedants.

Anyway we found that they had not done their assignments. In fact we found them in a state of shock. They were positively reeling from their news in fact. You see they are pregnant. Oh yes, two intelligent, well educated people had been having unprotected sex 'cos they thought they couldn't get pregnant anymore. And worse she relied on him to be responsible for it. Snickers oh gods are we going to give them grief for that.

What they didn't take into account was her loosing 20 kg (44 pounds) and him increasing sperm production and testosterone on this diet. If you want to get pregnant you lose weight if you are overweight, you exercise and you increase your protein intake. Check, check and check.

She is fluctuating between being delighted and ropable that she got so close to her goal weight and will now be getting fat again. He is suggesting names for the infant.

And watching this one couldn't help but wonder if some part of him isn't delighted at having found a way to sabotage his partner...

But that would be the deeply suspicious, paranoid pedant that isn't allowed out in company J