Wednesday, November 9, 2011

One year ago today

This blog was started by one small and somewhat reluctant slave at His behest. Now let us not dwell too long on the miracle that is remembering this anniversary... particularly given one's track record on those sorts of things... and let us concentrate on the surprises. And there are a few...

Firstly one has actually enjoyed writing this far more than one would have thought possible given that...
A) One firmly believes that things shouldn't be committed to paper that may be used against you later
B) Being more inclined to oration one has no great love of the written word and
C) Well a notoriously short attention span... ask any of the girls that sat patiently on one's doorstep while one dallied with someone else having completely forgotten about them and our date. Peers around furtively and whispers He is one's karma... nods it is the only explanation.

Yet here one is, day after day (OK that is a huge surprise in its own right) indulging in a delightful form of narcissism... a blog... and liking it. What was started as a thing to entertain and titillate Him, has sort of grown in some unexpected directions.  And oddly enough some of you seem to enjoy it too... though one suspects that some of you enjoy reading about that aforementioned karma coming to roost far more than is entirely healthy. You know who you are...

For the rest of you who just come to go OMG did that fit there... for you there is a special bonus. The Njoy Eleven...






... large end head first, so to speak J


And for Him, seeing as it is sort of an anniversary and that one tends to forget them... a special surprise, a onetime deal...

Master you were right.

Groans oh the pain that those words cause and the joy He will receive... which actually causes a different type of pain in its own right L

7 comments:

Vixen4770 said...

*points and laughs*


Actually honey I'm glad you write this. While it's a never ending font of entertainment for me, it's also nice to know that I'm not the only one that gets thrown under the webcam ~ahem~ bus...

Vixen4770 said...

Oh look! I found a new toy for you!!

http://www.hardsextoys.com/p/AX111/Extreme-Ass-Spreader.aspx?warn=1

Master's piece said...

Ooooh that could be fun...

Vixen4770 said...

*shudders and ponders why she tries*

lil said...

Nothing scares you like it probably should does it lol.

And I guess I come for a little bit of both ends of the reader spectrum. Seeing other people's karma in action makes me feel like I have companionship lol.
And hey, it's always interesting to get a chance to say "OMFG, how the hell did that fit there!!" lol.

I'm glad you started this blog. It makes me smile and occasionally inhale my coffee.

Owl said...

I am now drooling over the njoy Eleven... I desperately want that. I need it.

Oh, and I love reading your blog. :)

Lissa said...

Chris and I made our way to the local movie theater on Christmas day. Why am I telling you this... well we had the joy of watching The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. In said movie there is a scene where the main female character takes retribution on her rapist. She happens to rape him with one of those horrible toys. Of course I know that I have seen it before and had to come here as soon as possible to find it. After showing it to Chris he says we need one. Now I hate you...