As some of you know one small slave is a reluctant model... completely camera phobic would be more honest. From the earliest age most shots are back shots as one escaped off into the distance, darted behind things or hid the minute a camera was pulled out. In fact one of the few family pics of one as a child is uncle on bended knee, with a grave faced child peering at the camera perched upon it, as auntie stood near us. What people don't see is uncle's arm clamped firmly around one's waist as he held on grimly. Hey difficult at any age... what can one say J
Of course because the universe is a spiteful malevolent humorous entity one ended up with a keen photographer and the running has come to a graceful halt. OK it is more that one is ordered into the studio and made to pose for the camera. Protestations that He has plenty of willing victims have fallen on deaf ears as has one's pitiful begging and pleading. For some reason He seems to like them not so willing... no sadistic tendencies there. Oh no... rolls eyes
The silly thing is that He does great work as you can see...
Even though you are never safe even when picking things up...
And He really enjoys taking the photos of one in a way he doesn't when photographing others... 'cos as one has mentioned there is nothing sexy about studio work. In fact He came all over one's immaculately made up face afterwards...
Um for those of you who use this blog as a how not to do stuff guide...
Cum in the eye... don't do it. It stings like a bitch and takes ages for the stinging to stop
Oh and mingled with heavy makeup makes it damned difficult to remove.
And He remains completely unapologetic for the incident... where is that damned slave union?
5 comments:
what amazes me is that it doesn't happen more often. The pictures, not the cum in the eye...
He says it will happen more often now the studio is organised :(
Awww those photos are cute! You're right, he is good. And sadistic
Hi hon, You've got VBA!! no it's not an std lol. I've given you the Versitile Bloggers Award! I look forward to each new post on your blog and I think you deserve credit for that! So here are the rules.
1. You need to link back to the person that gave you the award
2. You need to share 7 things about yourself
3. Pass along this award to 15 blogs you enjoy reading!
Simple isn't it? See, even blogs have chain letters :), I'm just teasing. You don't have to do this but I DID want you to know that I enjoy reading your blog!
I also look forward to more piccy's! See it's your fault for being delish... If you were old fat and ugly you wouldn't be victimized for the pictures.
LOL Oh you have become quite the little bus tosser haven't you?
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