Soap and sodomy

With a headache that was reaching a crescendo one thought a little steamy shower would be very nice. For some reason the steam always clears the sinuses and relieves the head just for a little while. Of course when one scampered in there, He was already in possession of the shower and all the steam. So feeling frightfully brave, which as we all know is another word for stupid, one asked to join Him.

For the record when anyone opens a door that wide and has that kind of a gleam in their eyes... it is not going to end well. And this sad tale is no happier might one add...

Stepping in, He proceeded to wash one's back... gentle, rhythmic, massaging manoeuvres that completely lulled on into an unguarded state. And then He dropped the soap. And like a fool one bent over to pick it up. And gave it back to Him.... That right there was the foolish step, or maybe it was the bending over...

At any rate He proceeded to wash everything... very carefully. And His fingers did seem to keep accidently slipping into little crevices with alarming regularity. In fact it got to the point that one was forced to mention that much exploration was unnecessary. To which He replied that one was correct... what was needed was the right tool. One that would make everything all squeaky clean...

You squeak, I'll clean.

Sighs every one of them is a freaking comedian L