It was that time of the year. The time when you realise that the growing piles of sex toys need to be addressed, tidied and sorted through. It was a job that had been systematically put off... for some time. Why the reluctance you may be wondering? Well the damn things breed in 50Ltr tubs under the bed... there are boxes that haven't been looked in for months, if not a couple of years.
So yesterday we began hauling them into the light of day and sorting them into things that can be used up someone's arse...
And on someone's arse...
And that group grew...
And grew...
It is amazing that in a house where there isn't a masochist and someone who claims not to be a sadist how many of that last category there were. Enough for us to have to go out tomorrow to find a suitable wall mount for. Oddly enough things that get used in the vagina... barely a box worth. It probably says something about our sex life...
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