A misunderstanding

A woman walks into a shoe shop...

Looking for comfortable shoes for summer...

You know...

Not too high...

Will go with summery things...

Easy to slip on and off...

Good for running around in...

This is what came out of the shoe store...

You can tell the woman had help...

The sort of help that should come with warning labels...

Things like...

Hazardous to small slaves...

Does not help others...

Hazy grasp of English...

Quietly adds comfortable to that list of words that don't mean what He thinks they mean.