Umm... standing there one racked the brain quietly trying to
remember...
You know these questions always bug the hell out of one. He
was there when the plans were made, in fact he signed off on them. How is it He
never remembers them????
There is RPG on Sunday... OK He might well not remember that,
it's his doomed game... and there is the mammogram on Monday, followed by the
heady excitement of grocery shopping Tuesday... actually we would both prefer
to be able to forget about that. And to be perfectly honest one would just love
to forget all about the Monday appointment L
If it helps don't think about the mammogram as a health
check He said helpfully, think of it as breast torture by a professional. He
then segued into an impromptu bit of improvisation that rivalled anything out
of that orgasm scene from When Harry Met Sally. It would probably make a nice
change for them to not have to hear the usual complaints about how much it
hurts.
You know just sometimes He isn't helpful at all...
In fact you could just freak them out and tell them that
you've brought your own nipple clamps He added, warming to his idea.
So not helpful...
Wonders quietly if this is what they mean when they talk
about not involving others in your kink non-consensually
3 comments:
That is exactly what they warn about! Still, it is funny to think about.
Almost as funny as picturing your Master screaming orgasmically like Meg Ryan.
Ps. Spell check does not think orgasmically is a word.
on a more serious note, hope the mammogram goes well. I mean, that the results are good, not that you enjoy the heck out of it. but if you do, then it's win-win.
@ancilla_ksst He was very convincing :D
@Fondles Thank you... on all counts :D
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