Wednesday, August 29, 2012

A vegetable a day...

Life sometimes goes wrong in unexpected ways around here. Oh it started innocently enough with one small slave in the shower happily shaving the legs and washing intimate body parts. He had strolled in, ostensibly to shave, when he complained that he was receiving mixed messages.
Blinks not sure what was mixed about them at all... though the steam might have been causing some of the confusion
Before one could say wink there He was buried deep in the arse... which after a night in the MEO was offering little in the way of resistance. In fact the arse was a little tender before He offered his ministrations... something one mentioned casually in passing.
His response?









A nice soothing cucumber L
At least is was a small one
Master is kind, Master is merciful


7 comments:

ancilla_ksst said...

Ok, you know how much I adore and respect you, so I just want to say

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!

themonkeysjourney said...

Might have been a tad more soothing if he had peeled it first.

or had his slave peel it.

lil said...

Laughing at monkey's comment doesn't me evil.

Master's piece said...

@lil No, but it still makes you one of the bitches ;)

tadass910 said...

not afraid of losing it in your anus?

Master's piece said...

@tadass910 No, even if they slip all the way in, if you squat and bear down they slip right out. Providing you don't let them get in too far there are no problems.

slartibartfast85 said...

You still got off easy. Butternut squash is coming into season soon