Thursday, August 2, 2012

Today's epiphany

We were in bed and He was whispering deeply distressing things in one's ears. It was a darkly disturbing tale of tying one up and using the wand indiscriminately, unfettered by one small slave's feeble struggles. Now being the paranoid type one assumed He was talking about the Neon Wand so there was no real pleasure to be had in His tale. As it turned out He was talking about the Hitachi wand.

Will you be using it past the point of pleasure?
Probably, He replied
Well then it doesn't matter which wand it is... either way it will not be pleasurable for one small slave.

It was at that moment, in a time of perfect clarity, that one realised that the real reason ball gags were invented was not, as Master has suggested, to stop slaves using a safeword. They were meant to be used on Masters to stop them whispering their vile plans in our ears.

Who knew that once again we were doing it wrong? Now how to get Him to wear it...

5 comments:

BleuAme said...

Loved how you shared this snapshot in such a cleverly humourous way :o) It made me smile and nod in agreement.

trazuredpet said...

LOL if only we could find a way

academicsub said...

When you do find that way, please make sure it is on film. It will be the last time we get to see you alive...

ancilla_ksst said...

Sneak up on him when he's sleeping.

Master's piece said...

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