Doomed to failure

Sometimes you look at peoples aspirations come to fruition and wonder where their friends were. And why didn't they grab hold of them and go "No" in a firm and loving voice. What has inspired this random thought you may be wondering?

A new business has opened up near our waterfront selling mini, dirt and quad bikes.

What fun you may be thinking... with dancing visions of quads bouncing over the dunes.There is just one little problem... well a couple really.

Apart from the fact that bikes are not allowed on the beaches...

There are no dunes around here. There is no dirt either. There is nowhere to ride a mini bike for that matter.

This leaves one to ponder why you would choose to open this type of business here...

And how long it will survive L