Well it is Thursday again... the weekly meet and beat has been commuted due to it being a completely fucked up morning. Have you ever noticed how electrical appliances like to go out on strike together? And that three really is the magic number?
The motor on the garage door opener needs to be replaced, and one small slave who was appointed temporary acting garage door opener will be most grateful when it is. To be honest one is starting to suspect that it has been put off for so long because He gets a perverse thrill about sitting in the car, while one is sent out in torrential rain and scorching heat to do the job manually. So on to Him...
The fan in the living room needs to be replaced because the blades are starting to separate under the pressure of heat and centrifugal forces. Last and not least the amp in the bedroom is intermittently on the fritz... though that may be due to the extreme levels of humidity we are currently experiencing (fingers crossed ‘cos one does like the sound of TV while drifting off to sleep). All of this meant that He was busy trying to convince the GALMI’s (get a little man in) that they really did want jobs so small... with moderate success.
Anyway He graciously decided that the Thursday thumping could wait until Monday. Of course the amount will have to be doubled to compensate for the delay. Have you ever noticed down the rabbit hole that concepts such as fair have an odd twist to them? So for your amusement today one brings you Master's Choice in knickers...
Mutters it is wrong to hate the one you love. It is wrong to hate...
1 comment:
That's awesome, they come with instructions printed right on them!
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