This is a time of the year when people start getting desperate. Money is tight and frankly it is hard work finding the perfect gift for someone. One innovative thief found the perfect solution in Grandma's rose garden. They were not content with stealing some roses. Oh no, this thief had much grander plans.
Armed with a shovel in the night, they stole a rose bush; a rather nice red one, complete with roses in full bloom. They left the stake that was supporting it and a large, neat square hole in their wake. In one fell swoop they not only sorted out their Christmas, but managed to deprive a 90 year old woman of one of the few passions left to her. So merry fucking Christmas you cunt; may you experience the joy you have brought to others.
You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried could you?
1 comment:
That is just too fucked up for words. :(
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